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CARINE ROITFIELD FIRED FROM VOGUE PARIS!!!

The editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris, Carine Roitfeld, announces  she would be "leaving" the magazine at the end of January. 

Inside sources say that the "resignation" was a surprise not only to the fashion industry and the general public, but also to Roitfeld's staff (and for herself, hellooo).

Well, that is because Roitfeld did not resign—SHE WAS FIRED!!!

Reasons:

1.  Conde Nast-Carine Roitfeld fall-out was a long time coming due to all the bad press surrounding Roitfeld (Pay-for-play scandals) 
2. Demanding huge sums of money for extracurricular consulting
3. Public embarrassment of being banned from Balenciaga. Roitfeld allegedly borrowed Balenciaga preview pieces and sent them to Max Mara, to copy and apparently "It wasn't the first time"
4. Plenty of questions about Roitfeld's impartiality as an editor. .
5. Behind-the-scenes deals were made at this year's ANDAM (a €220,000 prize for emerging talent in France). 
6. LVMH Chairman and CEO Bernard Arnaultallegedly threatened Conde Nast International Chairman Jonathan Newhousewith the removal of all LVMH ads from the next issue of Vogue Paris because it contained too few LVMH credits and because of the "poor taste" exercised in the young girls editorial—wherein the children are heavily made-up, "reclining on tiger-skins, or sprawled on beds," wearing luxury adult garments.

Easy tiger!

Whiskey!?! Are you for real!

Paris Hilton's Academy

Baby beauty queens

Training to be the next Playboy Girl

Conde Nast's furor boiled over this past Friday morning and the Vogue staff learned about Roitfeld's departure via an early a.m. email saying that she was fired.

Plus, she is getting nice words from colleagues such as, "Carine should never have been appointed editor-in-chief—just fashion director," one source tells us. "She is only a stylist, not a politician or a writer".

Ouch, (conde) nast-y!

Frontrunners for the position:

Le Figaro's Fashion Director Virginie Mouzat

Deputy Editor of Vogue Paris Olivier Lalanne 

Fashion Director of Vogue Paris Emmanuelle Alt (sources say that Alt is even "less literate" than Roitfeld and allegedly, reputed to be even more demanding with pay-for-play—working with "worse brands" than Roitfeld, making Alt unfit to helm Vogue Paris.) 

Future plans for Miss Rotfield

Conde Nast is expected to announce Roitfeld's successor in the coming weeks. As for speculation that Roitfeld will join her longtime collaborator Tom Ford in his new womenswear venture, BUT Ford denies it: "Carine and I have no plans to work together at the moment, and it is nothing that we have even discussed, but of course I think she is brilliant and we are close friends so who knows about the future."

The question  is now did fashion killed Carine Roitfield as well? 

(Should I change the name of my blog now????? *confused*)

***** ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO *****


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BRA-GNIFIC!!

MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE 2010 - COUNTDOWN

ITS FINALLY HERE!!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/search?q=Most%20Annoying%20People

So, apparently some people say its a biased countdown made by BBC. I think its quite accurate.

Well, I would def put in the top 2 Justin Bieber (that annoying kid is everywhere) and London Fashion Week for not giving champagne this season (FOR FUCKS SAKE!)

For all you lazy people that don't wanna watch the 4 hours of BBC iPlayer countdown. Here's a summary

#	Person(s)	Reason
100	Paul the Octopus	For correctly predicting the 2010 FIFA World Cup results.
99	Wyclef Jean	For running to become president of Haiti.
98	The Only Way Is Essex	For becoming so popular and addictive even though it’s not that good.
97	Diana Vickers	For becoming successful after being kicked off The X Factor, her singing voice, her hand gestures and reportedly ripping off the music from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
96	Glenn Duffy	For allowing his 9 year old twins to direct air traffic at John F. Kennedy International Airport.
95	Andrew Flintoff	For retiring from cricket.
94	Holly Steck (The Crying Wife)	For putting videos of herself crying at films on YouTube.
93	Jennifer Aniston	For having three boyfriends in one year and launching her own perfume.
92	Liam Gallagher	For arguing with Peter Kay at the 2010 BRIT Awards, announcing he wants to produce a film about The Beatles, and launching his own fashion range.
91	Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith	For turning their children, Jaden and Willow into celebrities.
90	Michael Carroll	For wasting his £9.7 million lottery winnings and going back on the dole.
89	Southwest Airlines	For kicking Kevin Smith off a flight for being too fat.
88	Josh Dubovie	For coming last in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010.
87	Chantelle Houghton & Samuel Preston	For both going into Ultimate Big Brother.
86	Colton Harris-Moore	For having 1000s of fans on Facebook, Twitter and Youtube for being a criminal.
85	Nicholas Winterton	For defending MPs rights to travel 1st class on trains.
84	Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag	For faking a divorce and Heidi getting 10 plastic surgery operations in one year.
83	Erwin Wurm	For saying his self portrait made from 37 pickles is art.
82	Jessica Alba	For constantly saying she’s ugly.
81	John Travolta	For buying a plane from Qantas and becoming their spokesman, then supporting Australia in the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
80	Fabio Capello	For making England lose the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
79	Willie Walsh & British Airways	For refusing to negotiate the 22 day cabin staff strike.
78	Winter of 2009–2010 & Winter of 2010-2011	For the transport chaos caused by the heavy snowfall.
77	Alex Reid	For marrying Katie Price, and losing at cage fighting.
76	Yonni Barrios	For having a wife and two mistresses while being part the 2010 Chilean mine rescue.
75	Cristiano Ronaldo	For announcing he has a son.
74	Facebook Groups	For the amount of them and the silliness of some of them.
73	Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes	For 2010 being the 5th anniversary since they got together.
72	Axl Rose	For making his fans wait three hours for him at a concert.
71	Wenlock and Mandeville	For being the poorly designed mascots of the 2012 Summer Olympics.
70	Michael Lohan & Dina Lohan	For exploiting their daughter Lindsay Lohan.
69	Tom Hicks & George N. Gillett, Jr.	For making Liverpool F.C. bankrupt.
68	Silvio Berlusconi	For having numerous sexual allegations and telling offensive jokes but getting away with it.
67	David Kiely	For looking at porn on the internet while on live TV and he didn’t get fired.
66	Dave Hartnett	For making errors in the tax system, meaning that people were paying the wrong amount of tax.
65	France national football team	For going on strike at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
64	Ben Collins	For revealing he’s The Stig.
63	Adam Lennard	For recording himself sleep talking and posting it on the internet.
62	Taylor Momsen	For becoming a rock star and the way she dresses.
61	Angelina Jolie	For being so brilliant and perfect.
60	Ronnie O'Sullivan	For playing arrogantly in the 2010 World Open (snooker).
59	Sarah Palin & Bristol Palin	Sarah for speaking for Tea Party movement and Bristol for going on Dancing with the Stars.
58	Janice Dickinson	For constantly flashing her knickers and being rude on Come Dine With Me.
57	Amelle Berrabah	For getting arrested for drink driving.
56	Heston Blumenthal	For his strange recipes and buying all the pubs in the village of Bray, Berkshire.
55	Wayne Rooney	For threatening to leave Manchester United F.C. and sleeping with prostitutes.
54	Louie Spence	For become a TV star overnight and constantly dancing everywhere.
53	Sarah, Duchess of York	For trying to sell access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew, Duke of York.
52	Piers Morgan	For becoming hugely successful in the US as well as the UK.
51	Mark Owen & Ronan Keating	For both cheating on their girlfriends.

#	Person(s)	Reason
50	Mary Bale	For putting a cat in the bin.
49	Vuvuzela	For being the most annoying noise at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
48	2010 eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull	For causing travel chaos in the UK and being impossible to pronounce.
47	Myleene Klass	For being on television everywhere, having lots of jobs and saying a Hollywood star wanted to sleep with her.
46	John Mayer	For talking about his sex life on Twitter.
45	Gordon Brown	For describing a voter as a bigoted women.
44	Lembit Opik	For losing his constituency and trying to become a comedian.
43	Pakistan national cricket team	For the 2010 match fixing scandal.
42	Paul Yarro	For appearing in the back of shot in lots of news reports.
41	Kerry Katona	For trying to get her career back.
40	The Situation	For giving himself a silly nickname, showing his abs in public and becoming a millionaire.
39	Stephen Belafonte	For only being famous for being Melanie Brown’s husband.
38	Michael Winner	For saying all food in Northern England is rubbish.
37	JLS	For launching their own brand of condoms.
36	David Arquette	For announcing divorce with Courteney Cox and talking about his sex life on the radio.
35	Diego Maradona	For becoming the silly coach of Argentina national football team.
34	Emma Thompson	For insulting the Isle of Wight and criticising teenage speech.
33	Victoria Beckham	For talking about her personal life and becoming a designer of everything.
32	Steve Jobs	For saying that people were holding iPhone’s wrongly and that’s why they weren’t working.
31	Stephen Baldwin	For being a Bible basher and trying to covert the Celebrity Big Brother housemates.
30	Kim Kardashian	For being paid a lot of money for doing very little, having 7 birthday parties and charging her guests an entrance fee.
29	Lewis Hamilton	For being pulled over by the police for doing car tricks in a normal car.
28	Pastor Terry Jones	For the 2010 Qur'an-burning controversy.
27	Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore	For posting very aspect of their lives on Twitter.
26	Danny Dyer	For giving out bad advice in his agony uncle column.
25	Kirsten Stewart	For constantly being grumpy and ungrateful about her fame.
24	Charlie Sheen	For trashing a room at the Plaza Hotel after taking drugs.
23	Justin Bieber	For become so popular and having so many girl fans.
22	Madonna	For exploiting her daughter Lourdes.
21	Darren Day	For being arrested for carrying an offensive weapon and allegedly having an affair.
20	Gleeks	For becoming obsessed with Glee, acting like Glee characters and celebrities announcing their fans.
19	Joaquin Phoenix	For faking a mental breakdown and trying to become a rapper.
18	Peaches Geldof	For taking drugs and taking nude photos of herself.
17	Kanye West	For having a huge ego, constantly saying sorry to Taylor Swift.
16	Russell Crowe	For not being able to take any criticism from anyone.
15	Paris Hilton	For being arrested three times in a year for drugs possession.
14	Jesse James	For having several affairs and cheating on Sandra Bullock
13	Dappy	For sending a death threats to a person who criticised him.
12	Michael O'Leary & Ryanair	For not compensating passengers over the 2010 eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull and suggesting to train the cabin crew as pilots.
11	Tony Blair	For saying he was right to go to war in Iraq and releasing his autobiography.
10	Lady Gaga	For wearing a meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards.
9	Tiger Woods	For his embarrassing live apologies for all his affairs.
8	Naomi Campbell	For being called to a war crimes trial for handling blood diamonds and calling it an inconvenience.
7	George Michael	For being jailed for drug driving.
6	Mel Gibson	For making anti-Jewish remarks and having a feud with his girlfriend.
5	Katie Price	For getting married, releasing her fifth novel, trying to be a pop star, increasing her brand and still being on reality TV.
4	Tony Hayward	For not taking the Deepwater Horizon oil spill seriously.
3	Lindsay Lohan	For refusing to go to court and going in and out of jail and rehab.
2	Jedward	For becoming successful and being everywhere on TV.
1	England national football team	For losing the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

AND SOME EXTRAS!

Top 5 Frock Horrors

#	Person
5	Jennifer Lopez
4	Rihanna
3	Kelis
2	Mischa Barton
1	Venus Williams

Top 5 Most Annoying Pop

#	Person(s)
5	3Oh!3 ft Katy Perry - Starstrukk
4	Katy Perry - California Girls
3	Eliza Doolitle - Pack Up
2	Die Antwoord - Enter the Ninja
1	Yolanda Be Cool - We No Speak Americano